my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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