I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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