..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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