all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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