My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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