READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Are we still banned from the library?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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