Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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