Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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