hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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