she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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