This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
