After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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