***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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