If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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