i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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