Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Randomize
