Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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