I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So vagazzling was a success
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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