whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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