You're so nebulous sometimes
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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