Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
