i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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