I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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