i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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