Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
ttyl tear gas
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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