The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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