This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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