I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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