So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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