Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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