I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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