I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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