We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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