4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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