Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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