can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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