its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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