He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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