thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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