Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
