i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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