i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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