: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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