stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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