I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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