He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize