He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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