White coat. Heels.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize