atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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