Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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