Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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