i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You have to summon your inner elephant
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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