Non-Jews are for practice
do herpes really smell.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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