Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Randomize
