do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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