i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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