How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
